There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork in the pigs @$$ and feed him for a month before the fair. The only problem was that none of them wanted to be the one to stick the cork in. So they bought a monkey and trained him to stick corks in bottles. After a week or two of this, they stick the monkey in the pen with the pig and a cork, and after a minute, the monkey did what he was supposed to do. The farmers fed the pig for a month and sure enough, they won first prize. Once they got home, they realized they still had to take the cork out. So they trained this same monkey to take corks out of bottles. They stuck the monkey in the pen with the pig, and the farmers went to bed.
2007-04-17 15:23:14 · 16 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
woke up three days later in the hospital with a reporter sitting next to them. The reporter asked the first farmer, "What is the last thing you remember?" "**** flying everywhere," the farmer replied. The reporter asked the second farmer the same question and got the same response. When she got to the third farmer and asked him what he could remember, he started crying. The reporter asked, "What's the matter?" The farmer replied, "The last thing I remember is the look on the poor monkey's face as he tried to stick the cork back in."
2007-04-17 15:23:49 · update #1
The funny thing is that I can actually picture the monkey.... HAHAHa
2007-04-17 15:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by Choir~Geek 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To the first answerer, in regards to the 3rd answerer. What IS funny is that you didn't get that HE was JOKING about the whole you not getting it because you're blonde thing. He predicted your reaction, and it worked oh so brilliantly... ...and since when are one's jokes completely indicative of the way they are in reality? (ok, I'll shut up) But yeah, funny stuff.
2016-05-17 22:06:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I always thought that monkeys were the ones flinging their own sh*t everywhere, nice twist on that theme
2007-04-17 15:28:40 · answer #3 · answered by Rick J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first time I heard that was in 1972 - you got a good memory
2007-04-17 15:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh! deserve a star
2007-04-17 15:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the question?
2007-04-17 15:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by car_gal79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-17 15:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that whuz pretty good
2007-04-17 15:38:14 · answer #8 · answered by danny_parker22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-04-17 16:38:42 · answer #9 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-»♥Daisy♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's pretty funny
2007-04-17 15:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by Psa 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋