A teacher in a classroom asked the kids to write a story with a moral,so the next day, the kids came in with their efforts.First was Susie.She saidmy daddy owns a chicken farm,every saturday we take the eggs to the market to be sold.But one day,one of the eggs fell out.So the moral isDont count your chickensbefore they hatch.thats good Susie.Then Cindy went.her father also owned a chicken farm.Every saturday we put the eggs in anincubator.but one day,only8 of the12 eggs hatched.the moral of the story isdont count your chickens before they hatch.Then it was Johns turn.My uncle Jim was in the Vietnam war.One day his plane was shot down and all he could carry was a case of beer,a machine gun,and a machete.He drank the case of beer on the way down and then helanded in 1000s of Vietnamese soldiers.He killed80with his machine gun then another25 with his machete, and then 10 more with his bare hands.Thats nice John, but, whats the moral of the story?Dont mess with my Uncle Jim when hes drunk.
2007-04-17 14:40:04 · 12 answers · asked by narutouzumakib 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hhahahaahh funny
2007-04-17 14:42:30 · answer #1 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a foul concept to play UNO with mexicans? because of the fact they're going to continually thieve your green-enjoying cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a automobile. who's using? A cop what's the version between a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a kinfolk of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic group? because of the fact absolutely everyone that would run, leap and swim is already right here.
2016-10-22 11:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by shakita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's weird. I thought it was don't give Uncle Jim a case of beer in a plane being shot down. Ah well, close enough.
2007-04-17 15:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't mess with him either
2007-04-17 14:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by jamocha716 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz that's really funny! XD
2007-04-17 14:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by ♫♥~nycgirl~♥♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THUMBS UP, WAT'S THE SITE YOU FOUND THAT ON?
2007-04-17 14:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hilarios
2007-04-17 14:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by Dennis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-04-17 14:54:02 · answer #8 · answered by musicluvr_91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2007-04-17 14:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by BRIT™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. i like it very much. thanks for the entertainment. :)
2007-04-17 14:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by Just Another Slow Dance. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋