I don't just fart in front of her, I fart on her. Sometimes if she's sitting in a chair Ill walk by, grab her head, shove it into my *** and rip a huge one. If its loud and juicy she'll laugh too, but mostly she's pissed. but she's only mad for a second. is this normal?
2007-04-17 13:59:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
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your disgusting...you are lookin' at divorce pal
2007-04-18 04:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by buffywaldie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My boyfriend farts in front of my all the time. It's somewhat gross, and I tell him; but I grew up with a brother so I understand that guy think farting and then laughing about it is funny. It's something I'll never understand, but I let it go.
As for farting on her. That's not normal, at least give the women some room to breathe.
2007-04-17 14:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Girl 2007 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is just the opposite with my hubby and I....he is the one who gets the sniff of the rip and complains.....I think it is just playfulness that you do this...but i would not force her head anymore into your backdoor...if she fights you when you do this, then do not fart on her head...but to just fart around her or to fluff the fart with the covers is just humor and very normal in a marriage or relationship...who says you can't act like a kid every now and then...let it rip....just check your pants afterward.....lmao
2007-04-17 15:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Kimmie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course it's not normal !
Having to fart in front of her, accidentally is quite forgivable
( though the smell won't be less smelly though ! ) =p
But to fart on her is unjustifiable !
Ain't it a wonder that she's pissed ?
Hm would you want others to do the same to you too ?
Think about it .
2007-04-17 14:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you may in simple terms fart everytime you may desire to, this is totally general. I do think of that standard social rules be conscious nonetheless, like do no longer fart on the dinner table, do no longer fart once you're making out or attempting to bust a circulate...and so on.... do no longer embarass her via farting in public places and so on... while you're no longer confident, then in simple terms communicate it, if she has a considerable concern with it, then the choose arises to alter your behavior. no rely if this is in simple terms a common element, then i do no longer think of this is any enormous deal.
2016-11-25 02:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by bybee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We rate our farts in this family. My best one went from our master bedroom to the front living room and it reeeeeecked.
Sometimes I cover my husband's head with the covers and let it rip.
2007-04-17 14:19:58 · answer #6 · answered by Carol D 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL yes I consider that being a normal guy.
make sure you do it under the covers too while you are in bed!
oh and she has free reign to do it to YOU too!
2007-04-17 14:18:00 · answer #7 · answered by Terri 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you should check with the laws of your state to see if you're old enough to be married. *-) Seriously, I think you're pretty normal. I just hope you never accidentally, or purposely, shart in her face.
2007-04-17 14:41:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, man, that was really funny.
But, I feel really sorry for your wife.
2007-04-17 14:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by princess_t_princess 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course! I am surprised that you NEED to ask!
2007-04-17 16:47:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋