this kid didnt know what 1+1 was. so his teacher told him to go home and ask his family and tell her the next day. he goes home. "mom wats 1+1?" he asks. "shut up!! im washing the vegetables!!" "dad wats 1+1?" "shut up im watching TV!!" "big bro, wats 1+1?" his bro was playing video games. "come on come on im not afraid of you!!!" he asks his sister, who was lying in her sofa. "wats 1+1?" "hmmm so comfy."
the next day the teacher asks him "wats 1+1?" "shut up im washing the veggies!!" "pardon?" "shut up im watching TV!!" "im going to spank you!!" come on come on im not afraid of you!!" she hits him and he says "hmm so comfy"
2007-04-17 13:41:42 · 20 answers · asked by *cough cough* 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute haha funny joke thank you for the laugh..
2007-04-17 13:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i heard another 1 like that: the kid didnt no how 2 sing the alphabet so the teacher...blah blah blah same thing as ur joke...and when the kid went home he asked his sister shes like "shut up" and then he asked his mom and shes like "not now...later" and when he asked his brother watching tv his brothers like *sings batman theme* and then he goes to ask his dad who was watching another tv and his dads like copying the commercial for some cat litter and he said the numbers out loud "1-800-pet-poop" and then the kid goes to his grandpa whos in the rest room and his grandpa's like singing "in the toilet in the toilet" and the next day the teachers like "sing me the alphabet" and the kids like "shut up" and the teacher said "go the the principle's office...now" and the kids like "not now...later" like five minutes later after the teacher drags the boy to the principles office the principle being all "nice to the kid and stuff" was like "mwahahahaha whos gonna save you now?" and the kid sang the batman theme and the principle dont like kids who "talk back" so he walks to the phone and says 'whats your home phone number?" and the kid goes like "1-800-pet-poop and then the principles like"ok...then where do you live" and the kid sings "in the toilet in the toilet"
*takes a DEEP breath*...woah...
2007-04-17 20:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give it an 8 out of 10
2007-04-17 21:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by narutouzumakib 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before in a different way....dat was was much better! ...dis oen doesn't quite make sense
2007-04-18 09:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was hecka funny
2007-04-17 20:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by cutiepie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-04-17 20:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
makes no sense
2007-04-17 20:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-04-20 09:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright. You should give him a name.
2007-04-17 20:51:50 · answer #9 · answered by Nothing 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no it kind of as no point but keep trying ok dear!!
2007-04-18 10:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋