Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City
subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank
adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips
out his wallet, pulls out a couple of dollar bills and gladly hands them
over to the beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other
passengers.
Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did
you do that for?" shouts Frank. "You know he's only going to use it on
drugs or booze!!!"
Matt replies, "What...and we weren't?"
2007-04-17
12:45:59
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