Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
P.S Im a SMART BLONDE!
2007-04-17 11:54:16 · 11 answers · asked by Laura Block 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha very funny... ok i'll give u a star!!!
2007-04-17 12:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by sydnipaige 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man died and went to hell. When he got there, there were three rooms. The devil asked him to pick a room, he was going to have to be a replacement for whoever's in that room. The man looked in Room 1 and saw a man getting whipped with a whip. The man looked in Room 2 and saw a man getting burned by a blow torch. Then he looked in Room 3 and saw a woman giving a man a ********. The man looked at the devil and said "I want Room 3" The devil went inside and tappeed the woman on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me ma'em, your time is up, I found your replacement!"
2016-05-17 10:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it cutie, heres a star from me
2007-04-18 10:13:59 · answer #3 · answered by Lolo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
you defiantly get a star!
2007-04-17 12:24:43 · answer #4 · answered by So... Kiss Me! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-17 13:45:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that one coming a mile away... Good try, though.
2007-04-17 12:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best I heard, but good.
2007-04-17 12:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by Bow Chika Bow Wow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good not the best
2007-04-17 12:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by spencer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats was pretty good
2007-04-17 14:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by Josh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not extremely funny but its ok. :)
2007-04-17 11:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by !!yakisback!! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋