ok there were three guys who just died and when god showed up he wanted to know they all died befor letting them in
1st guy
well i had been having this feeling like my wife was cheeting on me so i decided to come home early from work....when i gto home i heard the shower running so i started looking around then i saw him hanging of the balcany so i went over and started stomping on his hands but he ddint fall so iwent and grabed a hammer and pounded on his hands then he fell but he landed in a buch and didnt die so i pushed the fridge on him....then i felt sorry and shot my self....
2nd guy
well i just moved into my new appartment and while looking ant the great view i fell two storys down and grab the balcany so i was sceaming then i saw this guy come over and he stated stomping in my hands then he left then he came back with a hammer and pounded my hands and i fell into a bush a while laying there i see this big white thing coming after me
3rd guy
i was hiding in a fridge
2007-04-17 11:40:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was so funny, i nearly bust a gut!
where do you get these from ha ha ha lol.
thanks man that really cheered me up.
2007-04-17 11:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy wakes up one morning with a headache from a hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees that he is lying in bed with two gorgeous blondes,and all three were naked.
He rubs his eyes and decides to head to the kitchen for coffee. He makes the coffee and reaches for milk in the fridge when he sees it is stuffed with a million dollars.
He starts thinking of the blondes upstairs and sips his coffee looking out into the garden where he sees a lot of Ku Klux Klan hanging around outside. He can't figure it out and starts towards the stairs and kicks a Genie lamp
...still with me?.....
he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub (as usual) when out pops a Genie and as usual asks him if he can grant him three wishes. Never mind the wishes he said what is happening here?
The genie says don't you remember last night you drank 15 beers and left the pub to go home. You were bursting for a pee and went up an alley for one. You kicked the lamp and rubbed it and I granted you three wishes.
OK I can understand the two blondes, I always wanted a threesome! The money...I always wanted a cool million! But the guys dressed in white with the pointed hats?
Oh that said the Genie that's because you always wanted to be hung like a black!!!!!
Oh can I have the 10 points please?
Thanx
2007-04-17 18:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good joke Shelby P, keep em coming
2007-04-17 19:08:45 · answer #3 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This'll definitely be told at the ol' watercooler tomorrow.
2007-04-17 18:49:02 · answer #4 · answered by Miki D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blond was driving down the road when she saw another blond out in a field sitting in a row boat struggling with the oars
she stopped her car and jumped out
"you know its blonds like you that give us a bad name and if I could swim I would come out there and kick your a%#& *"
2007-04-18 01:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by aubry 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya funny!
2007-04-17 18:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by Reckless 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2007-04-17 19:51:53 · answer #7 · answered by spencer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree. It was funny. They all three were sinners.
2007-04-17 18:45:42 · answer #8 · answered by Cintia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hm, a little redundant
2007-04-17 18:44:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry not very funny.
2007-04-17 18:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by lvillejj 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋