A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
you I broke every bone in my body."
The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken
your finger."
2007-04-17 11:35:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, good one! its funny.
2007-04-17 11:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 02:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by brugler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
another funny one
2007-04-17 11:44:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually haven't heard that one before... i like it. But of course when I am going to tell it, I'll mess it up.
2007-04-17 11:41:35 · answer #4 · answered by Elle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This deserves a star. It's hilarious!
2007-04-17 14:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by aximili12hp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-17 13:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it, but funny.
2007-04-17 12:03:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! You've just cheered me up.
2007-04-17 11:39:40 · answer #8 · answered by ageless_san 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep old one but still funny
2007-04-17 11:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only slightly amusing.
2007-04-17 11:40:39 · answer #10 · answered by Mark S O 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋