Just as Little Johnny is coming out of the school gates, a car draws up and a man leans over to ask her is he'd like a lift home.
"No thank you," he replies.
But he asks again, "Come on, it's raining, you'll be soaked by the time you get home."
"No, go away and leave me alone!"
The man follows him up the road, "Look, get in please, I'll get you some sweeties."
"No!" he yells and starts to run.
"I'll get you some sweeties and your favourite comic."
"No, no no!!!" shouts Little Johnny, "Just 'cos you bought the Lada doesn't mean I have to ride in it, Dad!"
2007-04-17 11:30:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a snob that little Johnny!
Or has it been drummed into him not to accept lifts from strangers!
2007-04-17 20:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This reminds me of the riddle "What's the difference between a Lada and a sheep?"
Welshmen feel embarassed getting out the back of a Lada
2007-04-18 07:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-17 18:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha - hooray - I finally guessed a punchline before I read it. Very funny though... 9 / 10.
2007-04-17 19:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-04-18 02:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is lame !0/10.
2007-04-21 11:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats my boy!!! I just love that little Johny, He gets everywhere. 10/10. xx
2007-04-17 19:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Reminds me of my old Datsun. LOL.
My family said it was too Yellow to ride in.........I loved that little car! LOL.
2007-04-19 00:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
2007-04-20 07:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by Just passing the time! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
should have bought a skoda roflmao
2007-04-17 18:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋