A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
2007-04-17 11:23:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha....funny blonde one
2007-04-17 11:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-04-17 20:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good haha
2007-04-17 18:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-17 18:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by **dancingqueen17** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! that's funny!
2007-04-17 21:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by aximili12hp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.... been there. Sucks to be a blonde!
2007-04-17 18:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by nailcikcia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny
2007-04-17 18:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, now my day is complete:)
2007-04-17 18:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by Miki D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ONE!!! MORE!!!! Now I got my big laugh and I can go watch a movie. Many Thanks!! @8-)
2007-04-17 18:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice really nice
2007-04-17 20:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by Norm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋