We found a cat in the woods and I buried it under leaves. We gave it a Christian funeral from the Book of Common Prayer. I put a wooden cross with it and a large branch with a cross engraved in it. We fenced it off with a circle of sticks. Then, joking, I gave a funural prayer to the Lovecraft deity Azathoth.
I visited the grave just 20 min. ago. The leaves and sticks were undisturbed, but the mound where the cat was just wasnt there anymore. I looked around puzzled and saw a big hunk of burnt flesh near the grave.
Someone help please! This is really frightening my brother.
2007-04-17 11:19:34 · 12 answers · asked by goatman 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No scavanger ate it. It was burnt and nothing around it was. And no one saw us bury it, it was in the woods.
2007-04-17 11:27:50 · update #1
My brother just pointed out that all the leaves were gone from the clearing were we buried it. We piled it with leaves and a scavenger would have pushed the leaves out of the way. Im not sure though
2007-04-17 12:12:56 · update #2
The great cat god Purina is angry at you for giving a cat a christian funeral instead of the traditional Korean practice of cat on a stick with some BBQ sauce.
2007-04-17 11:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by ndmagicman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody was probably watching bury this cat and decided to play a trick.
2007-04-17 18:37:57 · answer #2 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone obviously saw you bury the cat and decided it was more sanitary to cremate the cat.
2007-04-17 18:24:12 · answer #3 · answered by Cintia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some scavenger came along and decided to eat the carcass. That is gross, but not very scary.
2007-04-17 18:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by charmedchiclet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear birds laughing ? Are you certain that it was burned, was the ground also scorched ? Old flesh darkens and can appear roasted. I suspect predators unless you can PROVE fire.
2007-04-17 19:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by ED SNOW 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont worry the bible says fear nothing fear no one besides the lordJESUS so i first want u to calm down and relax and no that GOD is great than anything you can ever imagine.this might be the devil who is trying to scare you but remember your GOD is greater than the devil,that what he does so i want you to pray to GOD and ask him fgor his guidance and protection upon your life because no one can prtect you besides GOD himself .PRAY.
2007-04-18 03:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by tinashe c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it means that kitty went to hell. We all know all dogs go to heaven but cats have to earn it.
2007-04-17 18:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by momof3 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dinner time. Kitty chow mein, yum yum!!!
2007-04-17 18:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by mohayrix 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a sign.
2007-04-17 18:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear Doom music?
2007-04-17 18:26:10 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Zaius 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋