A blonde rings and gets the answering machine "You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now...
....Now press the other one."
2007-04-17 10:30:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can and I have, Staffybull. Where's yours?
2007-04-17 10:43:04 · update #1
Nice one Roger, I like that, try this,
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted.
Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"
2007-04-18 05:31:29 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:)
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
So she didn't wake the sleeping pills. :(
2007-04-17 12:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um.............. i am not blond and should find it amusing as i am brunette. but you do not win . my face is not bothered and is not laughing . sorry Hun can you do any better than that ?
2007-04-17 10:46:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny! lol! Good one! 10!
2007-04-17 14:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on surely you can do better than that?
2007-04-17 10:33:30 · answer #5 · answered by staffybull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-04-17 11:59:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i had been down the pub , i would have laughed at that
2007-04-17 11:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha like it
2007-04-17 10:37:49 · answer #8 · answered by joanne g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you do better than that?
2007-04-17 10:34:40 · answer #9 · answered by cici c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋