A guy goes to the gates of heaven where he meets St. Peter. St. Peter says to him "God has looked at your book of life and you are welcome in heaven under one condition"
The man says "What's that?"
St. Peter says "You must spell the word 'Love'." So he does and he is let in to heaven. As he gets in, St. Peter's beeper goes off. He tells the man to watch the gate until he returns, and reminds him that he must ask whoever comes to spell the word.
Next thing you know, the man’s wife show up at the gate and he asks her what she is doing there.
She says that on the way home from the funeral, there was an accident and she died. The husband says alright, but you do have to spell one word first before you come in to heaven.
She asks "What's that?"
He says "Spell Czechoslovakia"
2007-04-17 10:28:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.... very funny.... love it!!!
good job
2007-04-17 13:18:24 · answer #1 · answered by just_D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK try this one....
A guy wakes up one morning with a headache from a hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees that he is lying in bed with two gorgeous blondes,and all three were naked.
He rubs his eyes and decides to head to the kitchen for coffee. He makes the coffee and reaches for milk in the fridge when he sees it is stuffed with a million dollars.
He starts thinking of the blondes upstairs and sips his coffee looking out into the garden where he sees a lot of Ku Klux Klan hanging around outside. He can't figure it out and starts towards the stairs and kicks a Genie lamp
...still with me?.....
he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub (as usual) when out pops a Genie and as usual asks him if he can grant him three wishes. Never mind the wishes he said what is happening here?
The genie says don't you remember last night you drank 15 beers and left the pub to go home. You were bursting for a pee and went up an alley for one. You kicked the lamp and rubbed it and I granted you three wishes.
OK I can understand the two blondes, I always wanted a threesome! The money...I always wanted a cool million! But the guys dressed in white with the pointed hats?
Oh that said the Genie that's because you always wanted to be hung like a black!!!!!
Oh can I have the 10 points please?
Thanx
2007-04-17 17:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Thats a good one. By the way the wife must have been a real winner,eh?
2007-04-17 17:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome! fantastic joke! keep putting good ones like that up!
2007-04-17 17:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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lol
2007-04-17 17:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by ♥•Łατiиα•♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! That's a good one! :D
2007-04-17 17:32:13 · answer #6 · answered by london_zombie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was on here yesterday
2007-04-17 17:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by white_funny_girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋