...Girl to Guy,.."NO, I dont want to!". Guy to Girl,."Why not?". Girl to Guy,.."I want to stay here with you!".
2007-04-17 10:07:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-17 10:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was she blonde??
Try this one.....
A guy wakes up one morning with a headache from a hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees that he is lying in bed with two gorgeous blondes,and all three were naked.
He rubs his eyes and decides to head to the kitchen for coffee. He makes the coffee and reaches for milk in the fridge when he sees it is stuffed with a million dollars.
He starts thinking of the blondes upstairs and sips his coffee looking out into the garden where he sees a lot of Ku Klux Klan hanging around outside. He can't figure it out and starts towards the stairs and kicks a Genie lamp
...still with me?.....
he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub (as usual) when out pops a Genie and as usual asks him if he can grant him three wishes. Never mind the wishes he said what is happening here?
The genie says don't you remember last night you drank 15 beers and left the pub to go home. You were bursting for a pee and went up an alley for one. You kicked the lamp and rubbed it and I granted you three wishes.
OK I can understand the two blondes, I always wanted a threesome! The money...I always wanted a cool million! But the guys dressed in white with the pointed hats?
Oh that said the Genie that's because you always wanted to be hung like a black!!!!!
Oh can I have the 10 points please?
Thanx
2007-04-17 10:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Defiantly warmer. there is no longer something worse than your lady, b******* and moaning approximately you observing the activity on Sunday! do no longer want any soccer widows! howdy, it is soccer season... Sunday afternoon's is my time. Kim, BTW, are you going to the american's activity on Friday night? My Reds are on the city and Volquez (MLB era chief) is pitching for us on Friday!! we would desire to take a million out of three! lol Hostess
2016-12-29 05:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Or this bumper sticker on a car I read," Don't laugh lady! That's your daughter in my back seat!"
2007-04-17 10:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! lol! Good one!
2007-04-17 14:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sexcellent
2007-04-17 12:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
blond joke...?lol
2007-04-17 10:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by Isabella R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahah
2007-04-17 10:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by kool aid man. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was she blonde?
2007-04-17 10:10:42 · answer #9 · answered by Ciara M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was she a blond ????????
2007-04-21 07:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by drstella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋