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2007-04-17 10:01:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He's a rastafarian. Guess what the bananas represent?

2007-04-17 10:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Donkey Kong has no religious beliefs, for he is a video game character.

2007-04-17 19:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by Alex A.C. 2 · 0 0

Donkey Kong's basic beliefs are derived from the three fundamental principles set forth in the "Ape fold path".

Right barrel throwing
Right princess grabbing
Right tree swinging

After that, and bananas, there's really not much else to him...

2007-04-17 17:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 0 0

Cannon Barrelism

2007-04-17 17:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He believes in the almighty Mr. Bananagrabber

2007-04-17 17:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by Cpt. Amazing 4 · 1 0

He see's the animal creation slightly above man, and will eat from any tree that he wishes.

2007-04-17 17:08:10 · answer #6 · answered by attacksheep74 2 · 0 0

I have it on good authority that he is a scientologist.

PS, I must say I think this is my favorite question of all time. I can't stop thinking about it!

2007-04-17 17:05:17 · answer #7 · answered by atheist jesus 4 · 0 0

Why are you asking us? Been playing too much D K today?

2007-04-17 17:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by Amy 3 · 1 0

To hoard as many bananas as possible.

2007-04-17 17:03:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stealing bananas from other people for himself= OKAY!
People stealing bananas from him= NOT OKAY!

2007-04-17 17:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by Lina 5 · 1 0

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