2 Cannibals father and son find a beautiful buxom blonde in the jungle....the son says shall we take her home and eat her...the father says no!! we'll take her home and eat your mother.....
2007-04-17 09:19:34 · 24 answers · asked by William C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK! Thanks for making me smile!
2007-04-17 09:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by hedlite1773 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
William, I love quickies don't you?
Try this one.......
A guy wakes up one morning with a headache from a hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees that he is lying in bed with two gorgeous blonds,and all three were naked.
He rubs his eyes and decides to head to the kitchen for coffee. He makes the coffee and reaches for milk in the fridge when he sees it is stuffed with a million dollars.
He starts thinking of the blondes upstairs and sips his coffee looking out into the garden where he sees a lot of Ku Klux Klan hanging around outside. He can't figure it out and starts towards the stairs and kicks a Genie lamp
...still with me?.....
he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub (as usual) when out pops a Genie and as usual asks him if he can grant him three wishes. Never mind the wishes he said what is happening here?
The genie says don't you remember last night you drank 15 beers and left the pub to go home. You were bursting for a pee and went up an alley for one. You kicked the lamp and rubbed it and I granted you three wishes.
OK I can understand the two blondes, I always wanted a threesome! The money...I always wanted a cool million! But the guys dressed in white with the pointed hats?
Oh that said the Genie that's because you always wanted to be hung like a black!!!!!
Oh can I have the 10 points please?
Thanx
If I get 10 points for this it will take me to level 5!!!!
2007-04-17 10:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
another cannibal quickie= another good one
lol
2007-04-17 09:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very nice. I'll have to remember this one for the future.
2007-04-17 09:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by T-Dog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Y EAT HER WEN DA FATHER CUD HAVE DA MOM AND DA SON CUD HAVE DA BLONDE & THEY ALL LIVE HAPPY
2007-04-17 09:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by crazy puertorican 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
older than the last one
2007-04-17 09:22:40 · answer #6 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2007-04-17 09:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by nay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww
2007-04-17 09:22:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - gud quickie joke lol ;)
x
2007-04-17 09:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by wheelie bin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like that one
2007-04-17 09:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by Shaina S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for cheering up my day!
2007-04-17 09:30:37 · answer #11 · answered by shineyhappypeeps 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋