For some time this man has been living next door to a beautiful young girl and they have never done more than just say hello on meeting.
One day, however, the girl comes out wearing a flimsy dressing gown and invites him over to her door. It's obvious she's making out to him and he becomes very hot under the collar. all of a sudden she urgently whispers to him, "Let's go inside, I hear someone coming..."
He blindly follows her indoors and once inside she drops her dressing gown to the floor and stands there stark naked.
"So honey," she coos, "what do you think my best attribute is?"
The man stutters, "It's er... It's got to be your ears."
"My ears!" she gasps. "Why?" Have you ever seen such flawless skin, have you ever seen such beautiful breasts, have you ever seen such a firm backside? Yet you say my ears!"
"Well, it's like this" he explains. "When we were outside and you said you heard someone coming...Well....that was me."
2007-04-17 09:18:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-04-17 09:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty naughty Fidgerty, Loved it babe. 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-17 09:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have been overcome with excitement and anticipation fidgety.
What a premature end!
2007-04-17 21:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! Oh man that is gross. But hilarious.
2007-04-17 10:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by Matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! Simply hilarious! The guy creamed his pants!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Now that was a lovely one give us another one please!!!
2007-04-17 09:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-04-17 09:24:02 · answer #6 · answered by Isidore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!! LOL... funny!!!! Someone can't control himself.
2007-04-19 08:51:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha that's funny
good one
lol
2007-04-17 09:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That tickled me.
2007-04-17 09:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by facelessdefacer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one didn't hear that one coming
2007-04-17 09:21:44 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha have a star!! that very funy :)
2007-04-17 09:27:12 · answer #11 · answered by youdidnotjustsaythat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋