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did jesus just ever have real bad gas and why wasn't that in the bible after he ate some bad trout just passed wind for three days?

2007-04-17 06:11:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

He was human, he had a digestive system...

2007-04-17 06:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 1 1

All those references were destroyed by fire when your great (x99) grandfather lit a match during one of their more egregious bull sessions.

2007-04-17 06:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by Ben 5 · 1 1

Sometimes I ask myself why I even bother to post on these questions.

2007-04-17 06:17:26 · answer #3 · answered by Jenn 2 · 0 1

Yes, I'm sure he did. He also threw up, had bad diarrhea and probably even picked his nose.

2007-04-17 06:23:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The bible is long enough

2007-04-17 06:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Why are you bent over in front of that rabbit ?

2007-04-17 06:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by summit 2 · 1 0

Pity you care so little about where you'll spend eternity.

2007-04-17 10:06:58 · answer #7 · answered by Already Saved 4 · 0 1

Because if it did happen it's not religiously relevant

2007-04-17 06:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by Yaga 2 · 2 1

You truly are ridiculous and in dire need of medication

2007-04-17 06:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 0 3

So idiots like you can ask themselves why.

2007-04-17 06:14:09 · answer #10 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 2 1

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