heard this one a while ago over a few bevie's and just thought ouch what you think?
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
2007-04-17 03:48:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rotflmao...............still
that is my kind of funny!!!!!!
2007-04-17 06:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by lavendertg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 08:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by anirudh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is Brilliant Loki, i am rolling here, well done, 10/10=star.
Joke taken from the best selling book by LOKI.
2007-04-17 05:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The que-ball is the punchline, and should be at the end of the joke, but still funny.
2007-04-17 03:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cant go wrong with a monkey joke
2007-04-17 04:02:31 · answer #5 · answered by Doctor Robotnik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-17 03:50:59 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, Very, Funny, defiantly a STAR for you!
2007-04-17 03:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally didn't see where that was headed!!! Laughing still as I type my answer!!!!
2007-04-17 06:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha ...i like it 10/10
2007-04-17 06:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Awesome, I might have to steal that one :) J/K!!
2007-04-17 03:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by Amber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL..
Dr bad
2007-04-17 03:55:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋