why do ants think that only ants can produce spacecream?

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Answer 1

It is actually a fairly complex issue.

When you walk down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall off, you need to see how many pancakes it takes to cover the dog house.

Well the answer is actually a universal constant. NONE. Why you ask, well because ice cream has no bones. Amazing, isn't it?

So, the ants know this and also fully comprehend the meaning and functioning of digital watches. When you take this into consideration and factor in their advanced use of the chain rule (from calculus), they feel that they are justified in a claim to the right to be the exclusive manufacturer and distributor of spacecream.

In fact, there are something like 37 separate cases being litigated as to patent and copyright infringement and while they don't have much of a case, because there are so darned many of them, they have been able to flood the courts with so much paperwork (motions, discovery, requests for information, statuses, studies and such) that the courts may have no choice but to give in.

Of course one the ant monopoly is firmly entrenched and we are all hooked on spacecream, then prices will soar with no competition to keep the price in check.

Answer 2

There is an organisation within the ant government that has produced propaganda across many ant television networks that has effectively convinced the simple minded ant masses that they are the only manufacturers of space cream, to increase morale in spacecream factories by giving the ant race another product to be patriotic about. and btw prof math i nearly wen't insane reading your answer

Answer 3

That is simply absurd. Everyone knows that ants cannot produce spacecream at all since the Geblar Galaxy Council of 78'

It was deemed as an act of defiance and thus completely sanctioned.

Answer 4

I think you may be interpreting a little too much. Only ants that have lived their entire life in space think that only ants can produce spacecream. Any space cockroach knows that only cockroaches produce the best spacecream.

Answer 5

An infantry Louie in Rangers, uh? Good luck in Iraq; you'll need it. Of course, the lack of courage demonstrated by you failing to receive e-mails could prove a detriment in actual live fire. Oh, and feel free to spew that anti-raghead crap out loud as you patrol the streets.

Answer 6

Most know that space cream can only come from the aphids living in the alpha centauri system.

Answer 7

Because flowers bloom in the Spring.

Answer 8

lol for once i cannot give an answer...

Answer 9

But . . . but . . . ice cream has no bones!!!