Its my friends 19 birthday, so I wannted to send her a cute but prefeably dirty ( :-P ) limerick. it will make her day. Something not to dirty and something having to do with her turing 19 or birthday in general. Thanks!
2007-04-17 03:26:56 · 6 answers · asked by deano_vt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Today on your birthday dress hot
Show off all that you've got
Today you're 19
So let out a scream
and try not to smoke too much pot!
2007-04-17 03:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to you
you were born in a zoo
you look like monkey
and you smell like one too
The old ones are still the best.
2007-04-17 03:31:16 · answer #2 · answered by havanadig 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The birthday girl's turning nineteen.
The party will be quite the scene.
The players will crunk,
The junk in your trunk
But leave them to soil their jeans.
or...
The birthday girl's turning nineteen.
The party will be quite a scene.
The hotties will grind,
Your front and behind
But leave them to soil their jeans.
Bonus mix and match ending:
But let them just cream in their jeans.
2007-04-17 11:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by DIY Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a girl who was turning 19.
She loved so much to make men cream.
A guy she met, who made her wet
Got the best head he could dream.
2007-04-17 03:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by troubledyouthafg 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a girl who turned 19
on her birthday, little did she know she would scream
she was hooked her up with a hot stripper
who wanted to rip her
unfortunately for her it was only a dream
2007-04-17 03:31:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A girl's boyfriend was perplexed
When she insisted they practice safe sex.
He replied to her bidding,
"You're really NOT kidding!"
And she said...
..."Exactly!"
2007-04-17 03:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋