Nobody goes to hell. Everyone goes to Flying Spaghetti Monster heaven and indulges in the beer volcano and the strippers (yes ladies, there are male strippers too). But the non-believers and the warmongers and all the rest who worship violence and hatred shall spend eternity as a dish pig in the pasta kitchens & drink stale beer and eat the microwaved leftovers from two nights ago while a 30 year-old junkie (who looks 40) in third-hand lingerie that looks bought from the local city mission shop asks them if they'd like some company. That is, of course, unless they repent their evil ways (yes, you can repent even after you've gone to FSM heaven).
2007-04-17 02:59:18
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I wail and gnash my teeth every night since I got out of the Marines.... I'm looking forward to hell.
2007-04-17 09:42:53
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answered by poseidenneptune 5
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hell was created by christians - so shall they go there, to their hell with their wailing and gnashing of teeth...
just because they DID NOT do this (but you can):
Create a private, personal, direct, divine Relationship with Our Creator and save your Soul from religion.
Only with Our Creator's Love and Peace will we be Truly Free!
Love and Believe in Our Creator;
Love and Believe in Yourself.
"religion is Spiritual fraud"; "religion is the Worse invention of humanity" - Jesus Christ, Buddha and any one else with Spiritual intelligence.
Without God, there is No Love; Without religion, there are No Wars!
atheists = all the people in religion
2007-04-17 09:43:08
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answered by drwooguy 3
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It will be horrible...worse than we can possibly imagine.
We have no proof. Quoting the Bible to prove the Bible is know as circular reasoning...
You may consider checking out this free mp3...a testimony of Bill Wiese,a christian man that claims to have visited Hell in a vision for a period of 23 minutes....
www.spiritlessons.com
2007-04-17 09:47:07
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answered by bonsai bobby 7
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relax
you have a mind its not over yet
those that lived in truth-as Daniel who in history would not bow to a man who said he was to be worshiped recorded about Hell in Daniel 12:2 saying it is living in abhorance forever
Isaiah promised the Messiah -so have a nice day in the prince of peace Isaiah 9:6 "Unto us a child is born a son given, and he shall be the almighty God and the prince of peace." PEACE, David P.S. Jesus also talked about the joy of heaven and the agony of weeping forever in hell for rejecting His word that will judge us in the last day if we reject the bible=John 12:48 and Jesus description of hell in Revelation chapters 19-22.
I didnt believe in hell or Jesus raised a Jew -now thank God I do -and saved By His Amazing Grace John 3 repented and born anew & praying for you-sounds wonderfull
2007-04-17 09:45:19
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answered by Anonymous
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You're missing the point. Hell exists, at one time or another everyone has been there and come back and never wants to go again.
The hard thing to PROVE is salvation. We'll just have to wait on that one and see if it truly happens.
The question then becomes, if it DOES happen and there IS a GOD, what do YOU do next.
That is what you have to dwell on.
2007-04-17 10:02:33
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answered by Anonymous
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There is no proof, and even if I think you're going there, you obviously don't seem to worried about it. So why ask for an explanation? Just let me know how it turns out.
2007-04-17 09:42:20
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answered by Dale D 4
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I don't have a proof. I believe that Jesus is the Son of God and because of that I believe what he said about hell. You can chose to believe him or not, it's up to you.
2007-04-17 09:43:44
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answered by Gui 4
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i guess u can read this, (it was believed that Hell existed underneath Jerusalem)
have the light on, for some reason it feels like someone is watching you, righ behind you when you read it.
2007-04-17 10:09:20
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answered by Bolo 2
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Go over the reason normally stated for people to go to hell!
Sinning a lot would be in there, wouldn't it?
Then what reason is there to go to hell if you have no sins to go to hell for?
Rom 6:7 (KJV) 7For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Condition of dead on HP http://bythebible.page.tl/
Names of direct links:
Soul[Immortal & Animal, What?] Man’s Spirit
Condition of the Dead:[ One
http://bythebible.page.tl/1-.--Dead__the-condition-of--.---.---.--.htm
http://bythebible.page.tl/Soul__Immortal-f---Animals-f-.htm
http://bythebible.page.tl/Man-h-s-Spirit.htm
2007-04-17 09:45:32
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answered by Fuzzy 7
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