a man is has just died and is in heaven. he sees another dead man and asks him
"can i ask you how did you die?"
"well, it sounds strange, but i died frozen. and you?"
"i died for happiness"
"that's strange, too! how did it happen?"
"well, a friend phoned me to say that my wife was with another man, so i went out of my office, got home and found my wife doing houseworks alone. i was so happy that i died"
"you're stupid!!!you could open the fridge, and we would be both alive now!"
2007-04-17 02:34:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one!
whats cool white and stands in a field
a fridge
whats black white and cool and stands in a field
a fridge with a leather jacket on
whats brown white and swings through the trees
tarzan the fridge
ok don't keep on
2007-04-17 02:40:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny !!!!!the one i heard ends with the man hiding in the fridge and the husband throwing the fridge outside the window
2007-04-17 03:19:45 · answer #2 · answered by tinta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 04:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
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here's one for you...
This guy needed a brain transplant so he went to the doctor's he asked the doctor how much was this gonna cost and he said that the brains were:
-female brain-$2000
-male brain-$200
he asked why the female cost more than the male
the doctor replied well it's policy we have to charge more because they're used
:P
2007-04-17 03:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl hahaha dat is a real funni and triky one....GOOD JOKE 10/10 :D
2007-04-17 02:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-04-17 02:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke, I heard it first a longer version with Bill Clinton
2007-04-17 03:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by hiccus68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah the cheater was in the frige and the guy didnt see lol
2007-04-17 02:38:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I laughed at it. I like jokes.
2007-04-17 02:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny
2007-04-17 03:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋