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One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.

In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

2007-04-17 02:08:57 · 18 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

best political joke!

2007-04-17 08:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

frequently i might say Hell. yet he does not deserve being in Hell. He might desire to be ... uhm ... will no longer be able to think of of something. properly, how a pair of small tale: a protracted time in the past, there grew to become into this God (forgot his call). He stole the fire from the different Gods and gave it to the human beings. As a punishment, the different gods hung him up someplace (forgot the place). Now a vulture got here by using and fed on his kidney (intense discomfort). And everytime the kidney grew to become into eaten up, for this reason long previous, it grew back. and then eaten lower back. And grew back. And eaten lower back. And grew back... that could desire to ensue to our 'pal' Bush.

2016-12-29 03:56:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very Good!!

2007-04-17 02:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Good one!

2007-04-17 02:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by Peggy Sue 5 · 1 0

omigod
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2007-04-17 02:13:23 · answer #5 · answered by cracklepop! 2 · 1 0

ha ha ha! poor George Bush

2007-04-17 03:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 1 1

ha ha ha

Don't make fun of Junior, now. We don't tolerate that kind of thing, even if you live in lebanon.

We'll be watching you, young lady.

2007-04-17 03:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 1 2

nice

2007-04-17 08:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by hih 5 · 1 0

real nice story ..really made me laugh ..ilike it

2007-04-17 02:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by Vishnu_the_lunatiq 2 · 1 0

real funny! read it to my repub friend, she was rotflhao.

2007-04-17 02:59:13 · answer #10 · answered by butterfly 2 · 1 0

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