A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
2007-04-17 01:52:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-04-17 02:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats a funny joke
2007-04-17 10:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by kindanswersplease 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
herd this one way to many times
2007-04-17 09:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by flyingtoast1234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Guess! Lol!!!
2007-04-17 08:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!
2007-04-17 09:00:52 · answer #5 · answered by Arraya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋