A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
2007-04-17 01:05:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny.
But I think that "Two with TWO meatballs in each" will be better.
2007-04-17 01:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Jeremy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 7/10
2007-04-17 08:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by How many questions can there be? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-04-17 10:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-17 08:34:32 · answer #4 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-17 08:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by tiffmom78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a minute to get it but that one was good
2007-04-17 08:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by sngozig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two males and a female
2007-04-17 08:28:44 · answer #7 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two boys and one girl
2007-04-17 08:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by georgy porgy.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-04-17 08:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by Kate S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny!
2007-04-17 08:16:44 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋