Kill a panda
Rape a duck in a park
Publish a book, somewhat slanderous in title like "Prince William sucked me off, the memoirs of a butler"
Have sex with a moldy orange in a shop
Kill a person, but they were ugly so sort of manslaughter
Fraud unicef out of a couple of mill
or
love a consenting badger in the face, after dark!
2007-04-16 22:36:28 · 17 answers · asked by free_gary_glitter 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
The book probably wouldn't get you jailed, just sued for libel (unless it's true).
Having sex with an orange in a public place would get you done for exposure.
Beastiality with with either a duck or a badger would receive a lighter sentence than killing a panda because pandas are a protected species.
Defrauding UNICEF is wrong legally as well as morally but no doubt there are thousands doing it all the time and getting away with it.
I'd say murder/manslaughter would get you the longest sentence, regardless of whether your victim was a minger. I don't believe that at courts like the Old Bailey the distinction between murder and manslaughter is based on looks. It is based on mens rea or malice aforethought.
2007-04-16 22:44:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Publish a book, somewhat slanderous in title like "Prince William sucked me off, the memoirs of a butler"
2007-04-16 22:39:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is probably between the Panda and the Duck.
2007-04-16 22:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pity Gary Glitter didn't think of doing one of the above instead of abusing children - he might still have a career.
2007-04-16 22:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by Tufty Porcupine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very interesting to see the way your mind works here. Murder one. Looks don't count in quality of life.
2007-04-17 01:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by .. .this can't be good 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you killed the panda in the wild, which would be in China, then you be executed!!! If you kill a panda in China, then its off to the gallows.
2007-04-17 01:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by skorpi_ru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I think having sex with a orange
2007-04-16 22:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fraud Unicef, all the others are just misdameanors
2007-04-16 22:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think kill a panda will get you more time in prison, i mean thats just wrong
2007-04-17 10:00:02 · answer #9 · answered by chicfest81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in your case , you would not get prison on any of these , you would just be put in a mental institute.
i know how you feel .
2007-04-20 04:39:38 · answer #10 · answered by barrie b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋