What Crazy rules did your mum have in her house?? Make one up thats funny if you can?

Question

I need the answer to enter a competition.

Answer 1

You probably can't use this one but--

When I was in my teens, my mom used to make me help her cook. I asked her why and she said, "Because the way to a man's heart in through his stomach." About a year after I was married, I was in the kitchen helping her cook for a family function. I asked her why she had said that, "You know it is alittle lower, mom.", I said. She replied, "Yes, but I needed help in the kitchen!"

Answer 2

No singing in the car, unless it is a groups sing along.

Answer 3

When we had peas and carrots, she always told us "Eat every carrot and pea on your plate!"