2007-04-16 21:10:13 · 10 answers · asked by The Perfect One! 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i think religion=cult
2007-04-16 21:16:24 · update #1
That would make Chuck very old, presumably immortal, and a god himself, would it not?
2007-04-16 21:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Meowzer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
2007-04-17 04:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by Querida 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it true? Yes it's true, Chuck Norris is the father of God.
wtf?!
2007-04-17 04:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by Angelacia baybeeeeee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a previous poster said, Churck Norris's tears cure cancer. It's just too bad he's never cried, EVER.
2007-04-17 04:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chucks tears can cure cancer, he is greater than god. So yes Chuck fathered god.
2007-04-17 04:14:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes.He also was the only man to count to infinity...TWICE.
2007-04-17 04:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by Vtmtnman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It was Steven Seagal.
2007-04-17 04:12:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ask him. I hope he kicks the **** out of you.
2007-04-17 04:13:02 · answer #8 · answered by fuck off 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, most definitely not.
2007-04-17 04:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by Kristen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What kinda stupid question is that?!
2007-04-17 04:14:51 · answer #10 · answered by Hawkster 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋