Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've
never
laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest 'winkie' the
doctor had ever
seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size
of a AAA
battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started
giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten
minutes later he was
able to struggle to his feet and regain his
composure. "I'm so
sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't
know what came
over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman,
I promise it
won't happen again. Now what seems to be the
problem?"
"It 's swollen," Ed replied.
2007-04-16
21:08:25
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