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I suggest making a poultice of extracted orange peel and toothpaste and taking it as a suppository.

The fluoride, which is a mind control drug invented by the Nazis will help steady your head, while the Esterase Enzymes in the orange peel will enhance the euphoric and mildly hallucinogenic effects of orange peel and toothpaste, giving you a zesty feeling of chocolate starfish joy.

2007-04-16 17:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The orange peel will pass through your system and come out the other end (it will be broken down into fiber and appear brown at the time.)

The toothpaste could give you fluoride poisoning if you eat a lot of it, it contains fluoride, and you are not very massive.

2007-04-16 17:06:19 · answer #2 · answered by Vegan 7 · 0 0

it truly is extraordinary how your father ought to assert he might die with out announcing "we would desire to take him to the vet." No. i don't think of a canine can die from ingesting a bite of orange peel. yet whilst he's performing out of the conventional, there ought to be some thing happening with him. computer screen him. Watch his habit. If he would not get any greater desirable, take him to the vet.

2016-12-20 16:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

You get magical powers and are whisked away to an enchanted land full of virgins and beer.

Or it tastes gross and your stomach probably gets upset.

But you should try it, hoping for the first outcome, and let us know how it goes.

2007-04-16 17:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by Karin 5 · 1 0

Ya get a stomach ace some people say you explode but that is purely mith

2007-04-16 17:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by ernest t 2 · 0 0

Thank you for that laugh. Try it and let us know! Your are one strange person, in a good way :-P Have a good night!

2007-04-16 17:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by JNCDGYA 2 · 0 0

first of all, it's peel. second of all, you'll catch elephantitis of the scrotum, your pants will rip from the weight of said scrotum, it will happen infront of all your friends, family and loved ones, and they will all laugh at you. but at least you'll have nice fresh breath.

2007-04-16 17:58:26 · answer #7 · answered by polymyxinbsulfates 4 · 0 0

your breath will be minty fresh with a hint of orange zest.

2007-04-16 17:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Your breath sure would smell nice. :)

2007-04-17 04:21:30 · answer #9 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 0 0

u'll be accepted to be on jackass kids version....

2007-04-16 17:42:42 · answer #10 · answered by neko 1 · 0 0

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