Doctor: I have some terrible news for you and some bad news for you.
Patient: Tell me the terrible news first.
Doctor: You have cancer with only three months to live.
Patient: What is the bad news?
Doctor: You have Alzheimers disease.
Patient: Whew! What a relief!
Doctor: What do you mean..what a relief?
Patient: For a minute there, Doc, I thought you were going to tell me I had cancer!
2007-04-16 15:25:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Infectious Diseases
Oh! sorry everybody, I meant to put this in jokes and riddles.
2007-04-16 15:26:35 · update #1
LOL! .....wrong blog but still funny :)
2007-04-16 15:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay, dear. Right at the moment I read this, I NEEDED a smile. Thank you.
Here's a smile for you. Go look in the mirror, it's there, I promise you.
2007-04-16 15:34:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jeanne B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah, that was a rather good one.
2007-04-16 15:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by Keyne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is alright =enjoyed it =thank you
2007-04-16 15:28:29 · answer #4 · answered by caffsans 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont no what im suposed to answer but wat a great joke
2007-04-16 15:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋