A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****** him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.The professor eventually came to,noticeably shaken, looked at
the Marine and asked, .............
2007-04-16 14:21:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
"What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid crap...and act like an idiot............
..So, He sent me."
2007-04-16 14:22:37 · update #1
I heard that one some time ago
But you should Post it in the Entertainment & Music Section
under Jokes and Riddles
2007-04-16 14:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by Johnnie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Urban Legend
2007-04-16 21:50:32 · answer #2 · answered by Gardenfoot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oorrraahhh!!
Semper Fi
2007-04-16 21:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by jrstina624 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I love the story, but SNOPES says it's not true...
Semper Fi!!
2007-04-17 02:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by Amy S 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's true, but I wasn't a student I was just passing by.
2007-04-16 21:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by SSgt Smith 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It only proves that religious people are cheats
2007-04-17 01:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by brainstorm 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
PreDICtable.
2007-04-16 21:30:53 · answer #7 · answered by psych0bug 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
brings a smile to my face all the time.
2007-04-16 22:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by Patches 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2007-04-16 21:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by E2 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I love it!!!
2007-04-16 22:15:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋