A professor was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you
who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises! his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba,
tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Heck! From way back there I thought you said "Goats!"
2007-04-16 13:11:11 · 13 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey that was funny!!! way to go,kenmauip
2007-04-16 13:25:04 · answer #1 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats a knee slapperr!!!!
heck! im going to give you a star!
2007-04-16 13:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by Mooey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny you get a star buddy
2007-04-16 13:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by mlkirchgessner 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-04-16 13:16:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mrmojo6068 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! And kinda gross!
2007-04-16 13:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats kinda disgusting though.
2007-04-16 13:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by biscuits_10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i beleve
2007-04-16 13:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by bridget 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha star for you!
2007-04-16 13:14:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*slaps knee*
2007-04-16 13:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by McLovin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... Oh that's so bad! :o)
2007-04-17 04:14:50 · answer #10 · answered by Ashley V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋