2007-04-16 12:12:55 · 18 answers · asked by jimmy d 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Engineering
go back to sleep and finish your dream.
2007-04-16 12:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
due to EPA restrictions, the preferred lead foil hat is very difficult to obtain, and the lead these days is just ****...I found some old lead from an ancient Roman shipwreck that did wonders for me..but had to be replaced often.
Bismuth foil is just the best, lightweight, looks good, wears well. The color is a great match for many other accessories
a tin foil cone shaped hat, must be made of the heavy duty aluminum foil
depending on the strength and location of the weapon, this should work on a temp basis
Good luck!
I hate those guyz 2
2007-04-16 12:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by BMS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no worries... the international agency for microwave energy has just stated that mind control from elf microwave generator weapon is an exaggeration from elfs. Actually elf microwave generator weapon cannot prove mind control, it can only cook brains, but is not able to provide mind control.
2007-04-16 12:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by andrade4sveta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. First Spread peanut butter on you head.
2. Wrap foil around it.
3. Put a hat on.
4. Jump into a pool filled with elmer's glue.
5. Get sombody to pour flour on you.
6. Repeat step four
7. roll through a pile of feathers.
8. Run through a busy street while being filmed.
9. Paint half your body lime green.
10. Repeat everything.
In about 48 hours the radio active waves should wear off.
if not keep doing these steps until fully recovered.
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If this dosen't work this will:
1. throw away the crack
2.put down the beer
3. get a job
4. get rid of the video your friends posted online.
5. and re-think your life............
2007-04-16 12:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by 111007 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wear a foil hat to stop the mind cotrol or hell know what u plan to do next
buy a microwave genorator weapon destructor from your local convenience store
get an elfercist to get rid of him for good
2007-04-16 12:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a popcorn hat to absorb the microwaves while providing a tasty snack
2007-04-16 12:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by Pop rocks and coke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you need a copper mesh helmet. the copper mesh will protect your head by blocking the microwaves. it will also block any RF/ AM or FM signals from penetrating the helmet as well, just in case the elf has a backup system in place.
2007-04-16 12:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by johntindale 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a tin foil hat.
Don't use aluminium foil, use real tin foil made out of tin. You can order it over the internet.
This will have the effect of protecting you from the non existent danger you think you are in.
2007-04-16 12:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by anotherbsdparent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrap head with aluminum foil.
2007-04-16 12:16:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never thought of this problem before.
Maybe those aluminum hats that protect against alien abductions would work well for this too.
2007-04-16 12:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by KAR36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop taking those little pink capsules twice a day.
2007-04-16 16:21:30 · answer #11 · answered by gatorbait 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋