Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"
She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you."
So little Johnny ran for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his Mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face.
"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far, Mom. just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."
2007-04-16 11:50:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ewwwww!!! very good joke, you are on top form today
2007-04-16 20:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once heard a story about a little boy like johnny at school swimming he got banned from swimming for peeing in the school swimming pool. His parents went to the school to talk to the teacher telling him that banning him was a bit unfair as all kids pee in the pool.
the teacher then told the parents that the other kids don't do it from the top diving board.
2007-04-16 12:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Rizzo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't like to be the person who opened the sick fund box fidgety!
You have to admire little Johnny though.Enterprising little fella!
2007-04-17 03:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha :) Ohh Johnny
2007-04-16 12:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by RainyDayz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-16 13:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First little Johny joke all day, well done Fidgerty, brilliant, 10/10+star. xx
P.S. still not seen him. xx
2007-04-16 12:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least Little Johnny CAN READ!!!! hehehe...
2007-04-16 12:05:49 · answer #7 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww! Lawd! LOL. LOL.
.............wonder who cleaned that mess, speaking as a Mother?! LOL.
2007-04-17 05:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that one excellent.
2007-04-16 12:14:12 · answer #9 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww....pretty funny though.
2007-04-16 12:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by Nima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋