A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back,complaining that the radio was not working.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attentionto the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.
"Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."
2007-04-16 11:34:21 · 4 answers · asked by snapdragon747 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA. I'm still laughing. That was HILARIOUS!
2007-04-16 12:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Nima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
Just like if you type in the word failure on google and press I'm feeling lucky.
well I bet you can guess what pops up :)
2007-04-16 18:57:54 · answer #2 · answered by RainyDayz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Good one! 10!
2007-04-16 20:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny !
2007-04-16 18:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋