Your most embarrassing moment, As for my self, I had a blind date with this beautiful girl, And we were waiting for a Bus in the middle of the country, A very quiet road, and I said in a loud voice, Listen-I can hear something coming? unexpectedly ? I Farted very loud, You can guess what happened , we never saw each other again?
2007-04-16 11:06:39 · 26 answers · asked by denis9705 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for sharing...
2007-04-16 11:10:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww that's too bad talk about terrible timing. Did you stop seeing each other because you were embarrassed? I dont have an embarrassing flatulence moment because I usually play the blame game or the wow who did that. I can get away with it most of the time thankfully.
2007-04-16 18:09:57 · answer #2 · answered by Yvonne Cesaro 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Similar thing. I was dating a girl years ago and was desperate to break wind, decided to stop the car outside a shop to pretend to go inside for something. Opened the door and as I got out the biggest almighty fart erupted by which time my bum was facing in her direction and I then shut the door...luckily she had a sense of humour.
2007-04-16 18:10:59 · answer #3 · answered by Knownow't 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My most embarrassing moment was as a Ann summers party organiser I was leaning over on my knees to pass a vibrator round and let rip, I was so embarrassed don't know why though,whats worse farting or passing vibrators round. As for your date I would have found it hilarious and you would have seen me again x
2007-04-16 18:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by squawinpants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How strange is the human, we either laugh uncontrollably when someone has wind or offence is taken.
I remember laughing when having a drink and it came down my nose, oh the embarrassment
2007-04-16 18:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
at least you learnt early on that she was a miss prim.
If it was me first i probably would have first walked up to the wrong guy, then tripped getting onto the bus and then sat on some chewing gum
2007-04-16 19:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by mudfish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was sat on the door step a few days ago with my daughter and i have had bad guts for a while and i let one out but it wasnt too loud which i was relieved because the neighbours were just walking past but then my little girl shouted' mammys just pumped it stinks' it was quite funnt but embarassing too
2007-04-16 18:10:49 · answer #7 · answered by MARIE S 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It must have been amazing dating the only girl who never farted
2007-04-16 18:11:51 · answer #8 · answered by ryee40007 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man...that really sucks...and is also very funny. I havent had any situations like that, but when i was in second grade i accidentally peed my pants, because the teacher wouldnt let me leave the room to go the bathroom. It really sucked.
2007-04-16 18:10:49 · answer #9 · answered by linny5227 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually parted with a pucker loud rip-snorter once while having , erm! shall we say "intimate relations"....lol
She looked up from under me totally aghast, to which i commented..........
"It`s the thrust burners" kicking in , and roared with laughter..!
and she burst into tears.
Cor, talk about a passion killer though............lololol
2007-04-16 18:49:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did a silent but deadly in the grocery store once and blamed it on the guy stocking shelves.
2007-04-16 18:09:41 · answer #11 · answered by odandme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋