2007-04-16 10:40:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know what you mean, I prayed for a whole year to have the power to fart money. Perhaps we haven't brown nosed god enough.
2007-04-16 12:08:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! God DOES hate you! I've been able to shoot lasers since the day after I got saved. Making a fortune correcting nearsightedness....
2007-04-16 17:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must hate you. He gave *me* the power. But then I shave my armpits, so perhaps VodkaNevada is on to something.
Try shaving, and if that still doesn't work, I'll give you mine. It's a power I haven't found much use for.
2007-04-16 18:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are praying to the wrong god my friend. pray to lazus the god of lasers and you shall be shootin lasers in no time.
2007-04-16 17:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by mntnbik8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try shaving your armpits first
2007-04-16 17:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by Xspensive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cad!
2007-04-16 18:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by Atheistic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god is testing ur belief in him.
2007-04-16 17:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Laila Jihad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋