How do I pour cereal into a bowl?

Answer 1

First you go to the field, talk to the farmer, and get him to cut some wheat, corn, whatever. It's called cereal. Then you go to the flour mill and have them process it for you, make sure you tell them NOT to remove all the good stuff, leave some healthy stuff in there. Next you add lots of pure sugar, a couple of gallons of artificial flavouring, some 206 colouring, a bit of MSG, you weigh it out to ensure that it has a reasonably acceptable fat-content and.......

Ahhh stuff it....this question is just too hard.

Answer 2

First open the box and pour it on the floor. Then take the broom and dustpan and sweep it up. Then pour the contents of the dustpan in the bowl. Pour some milk in, then take a wet-vac and suck it all up, then flip the switch to reverse and blow the contents of the wet-vac back into the bowl. Voila! Cereal!

Although there is an easier way to do it. :)

Answer 3

haha very funny, ok here r the major steps
first take the cereal u want to pour into the bowl
second hold the box, and tip it slightly
wallah the cereal is poured
yeah u have learned something and mad a discovery
Go you!

Answer 4

The trick is to tear a smallish hole in the bag inside the cereal box, so it all doesn't come pouring out all over the counter!

Answer 5

Steps to pourable cereal:

1) Take a bunch of said cereal.
2) Throw it in a grinder, and add a cup of water.
3) Mince
4) ????
5) Profit.

Answer 6

Go to the place where you store the cereal. Lift arm, grab handle, open place where u store cereal. Pick hand up again, reach out and pick up the box of cereal. Walk cereal over to bar. Put on bar, release hand. Walk to place where you store bowl, lift arm and grab handle. Extend arm to bowl and grab. Walk to where u put cereal and extend arm and place bowl next to cereal. Look at top of box of cereal, put hand on top, open cardboard. Continue with the same hand and open plastic. Remove hand, extend again to grab box. Place open end of plastic over bowl and tilt until desired amount is in bowl then untilt and place down. Then enjoy

Answer 7

Take your left hand and twist the third finger so that it over laps your third finger. Then take apir o scissor and neatly snip away at the edge. Close your eyes tight, then throw the packet as far as you can into the air and shout alacazam please be in the bowl cereal when I open my eyes.

It sounds kind of dumb but it always works for me.
Have you any disabilities besides mental problems? lol.

Answer 8

are you serious???


step 1
lift opened cereal box
Step 2
tilt so opening is over bowl
Step 3
tilt more so that cereal falls into bowl
Step 4
when you have the amount of cereal you want, stand cereal box upright


VOILA!!

hope it helped lol

Answer 9

It is easier to just pour milk into the box and eat it from there.

Answer 10

With your feet, obviously. You're on your own with the milk. Bon appetit!