Lord, my daughter is 3, almost 4 and she talks like an adult most times. She is so sarcastic and "smart". Almost everything she says is priceless. I wouldn't even know where to begin with her!
But, when my sister was about 4 or 5 she was in a box that my mom had some old stuff in from when she was younger and saw a picture of some guy from her teenage years. So she goes to show my mom the picture and she says "Mommy, who's dad is this?" Since me and my sister have different fathers. And even at 4 or 5 she knew her dad wasn't my dad. so she thought the guy in the picture was someone's dad too. My mom couldn't even answer her, she was laughing so hard. 10 years later, we still tease my sister about it!
2007-04-20 18:37:32
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answered by Sugar Booger 3
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My six year old daughter when on vacation with her father. So, my boyfriend and I gave her a little spending money; 15 dollars. So, I am driving and in the back seat I hear her inhaling and going ahhhhhh and I asked her what did she smell. Her reply was ahhhhh "I love the sweet smell of Money" as she was holding out her money fanned out.
I don't know where she gets it from, but it was quite entertaining. This is just one of the many she is pretty witty for a six year old.
2007-04-24 14:28:39
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answered by pattiof 4
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My daughter is gonna be 6 tomorrow and I'm 8 months pregnant with my 4th kid. I was sitting on my bed after waking up and she said really quietly "do you need help getting up because your belly is so big?I can get someone to help you!" That's one of the cute things my kids have said--with 3 kids, funny stories are endless.
2007-04-21 16:31:22
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answered by christina30 6
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My husband was videoing my son skateboarding (he's five) and when he tried to do a trick, he fell hard. He layed there for about 5 seconds, then looked straight into the camera and said in all seriouslyness, "and that's why you wear a helmet." Then he gave a huge grin.
2007-04-16 19:24:43
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answered by sunangelmb 3
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My kids constantly say funny stuff, that I try to write down so I can laugh at it later. However, I'll just share one thing, that we were laughing about at breakfast this morning.
When my younger son was 3, I was playing toys with him, and he was just being so cute. I swooped him up in a big hug, gave him some kisses, and said, "What am I gonna do with you?!" He replied with a completely straight face, "Ah...just sell me on eBay!" (My husband sells car parts on eBay, and that must be where he came up with the idea). :-)
2007-04-24 10:28:15
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answered by Hellur Hallelujer 2
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When my step-daughter was about 2 we bought her a giant simba balloon at the mall that she had been trying to bite all day. We (myself and my ex) kept telling her not to that she was gonna pop it and sure enough that night she was watching (what else) the lion king when we hear the pop. We both turn to look at her and she has this completely hilarious look on her face and then she turned to us and said "i killed him" then she started to tear up a little because she geniuenly felt bad... we couldn't help but laugh as we comforted her
2007-04-16 18:54:39
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answered by ♡ kalila♡ 3
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my nephew (i hd a hand in raising him) asked my sister "mom how cme you have such a big fat belly?" (he was 2 at the time) and she told him "because you used to be in my belly before you were born" he said "okay" and looked as though he understood for a moment then looked really confused and kept staring at her belly. then he said "well, whats in there now?" so cute couldnt stop rolling! my stepdaughter told me one day when we went to the store we passed a cow farm and she yells "look at those deer!" i giggled and told her "those are cows silly" and she said "nu uh, those are deer wearing cow costumes so the hunters cant find them" cant help but smile each time i pass that cow farm!
2007-04-23 15:45:49
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answered by katana_avion1 3
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One time my son was like 3. He learned what a divorce was. His dad and I aren't divorced. He had heard it from someone else or the tv. Anyway he announced to us that he didn't want us to have a disease....lol he meant divorce but it came out disease!
2007-04-24 09:32:10
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answered by Anonymous
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My son asked on Easter if the Easter bunny has rain deer
2007-04-24 16:10:54
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answered by Anonymous
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while listening to the weather on the radio one day...my daughter at age 6 says to me......Mom they need to get that weatherman an office with a window !
outta the mouths of babes!
2007-04-24 13:16:44
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answered by RobinRedBear 3
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