A blond guy wakes up and starts his day. First, he goes to driving school and learns that cars should never be off course.Then, he goes to cooking class and learns about utensils.Next, he plays a soccer game and his team gets 10 goals. Last, he watches some TV and loves the glad air freshener commercial. Just as he was gonna tell someone about his day, a cop drives up and asks him,"Have you seen this burgalar?" the blond replies,"Off course!"Then the cop asks," What weaponry was he using? "Forks and Knives!" Cop says," Did you rob any houses with him? "We scored ten!" was his answer. Then the cop threatens, "Should I put you in the electric chair?" Blond replies,"Plug it in, Plug it in!"
2007-04-16 09:42:47 · 14 answers · asked by Twilight <33 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL....omg, that is really funny....kudos to u and ur desendants! =]
2007-04-16 09:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one! How about this: A blonde is walking along a river one day and stumbles onto another blonde. The other is swimming, but she's still on dry land. The blonde who was walking goes up to the swimming blonde and says, "You really shouldn't do that." The SB asks, "Why not?" And WB says, "There's no lifeguard around, you dummy!"
2007-04-16 09:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by knight2001us 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! How approximately this: A blonde is walking alongside a river sometime and stumbles onto an added blonde. diverse is swimming, even nevertheless she's even nevertheless on dry land. The blonde who was once walking is going as lots because of the fact the swimming blonde and says, "You quite can no longer try this." The SB asks, "Why now no longer?" And WB says, "there's no lifeguard around, you dummy!"
2016-12-29 17:19:23 · answer #3 · answered by kash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made no sense at all. I get that his responses based on what happened during his day correspond with what the cop was asking but what is the punchline?
2007-04-16 09:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by Puleeeze 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well.. it was alright I guess...i'll give you a 3 out of 5
2007-04-16 09:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by ☆Karma☆ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this somewhere else too. But its not that funny =x
2007-04-16 09:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by LizAsAweS)mE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was just full of delight.
2007-04-16 09:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by Keyne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny but not the best
2007-04-16 09:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you do, DON'T quit your day job.
2007-04-16 09:47:42 · answer #9 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you lied to me.
2007-04-16 09:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋