The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was founded by Bobby Henderson. It is based on the idea that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster that was either incompetent, drunk, or, well, something when he created it. This accounts for a lot of screw ups with the creation. This type of creation is called Unintelligent Design.
Global Warming is due to a decline in the number of pirates out there. Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano.
It is quite true, and I am a believer. May you be touched by his Noodly Appendage. Any who refuses his teaching will be kept far from his holy sauces for eternity.
RAmen!
2007-04-16 09:49:58
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answered by The Doctor 7
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the deity of a parody religion[1] called the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson to protest against the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. In an open letter[2][3] sent to the education board, Henderson professes belief in a supernatural Creator called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which resembles spaghetti and meatballs. He furthermore calls for the "Pastafarian" theory of creation to be taught in science classrooms, essentially invoking a reductio ad absurdum argument against the teaching of intelligent design.[4][5] Followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) call themselves Pastafarians, a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian.
Because of its recent popularity and media exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is used by atheists and agnostics (known by Pastafarians as "spagnostic") as a modern version of Russell's teapot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
http://www.venganza.org/
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
2007-04-16 09:51:23
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answered by Anonymous
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You are a bit mixed up. Pastafarians believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-04-16 09:50:51
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answered by Anonymous
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The FSM believes in the Invisible Pink Unicorn
2007-04-16 09:45:06
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answered by Anonymous
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The Giant Hairy Meatball..its rolling across the floor!
2007-04-16 09:46:28
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answered by Lela 2
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They beleive that when we die, we are transported to a place that contains a beer volcano and a stripper factory... Is it a real religion? No - it is a very clever allegory, designed to show you that beleifs in any Gods or afterlives is ridiculous and yet cannot be proven to be untrue - so it has as much validation as Christianity or any other "religion."
2007-04-16 09:51:46
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answered by ? 5
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Choose FSM or choose eternal suffering in a boiling hell & being thrust through the strainer of anguish!!
His meatballs show no mercy to those who oppose him. He is the one true god! he is the FSM!
NOODLE BE PRAISED! Once his appendage touches you, you'll never be the same again!
RAmen!!!!
2007-04-16 09:51:09
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answered by Anonymous
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The FSM believes in delicious sauce and meatballs for all.
2007-04-16 09:46:53
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answered by ndmagicman 7
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The FSM (SBUH [Sauce Be Unto Him]) believers are peaceful, well-fed, and into carbo-loading. The FSM (SBUH) accepts all converts, and invites us to the embrace of his noodly appendages. RAmen!
2007-04-16 09:53:27
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answered by link955 7
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is god, so there is no god sized hole in our lives.
RAmen!
2007-04-16 09:50:25
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answered by Missa 2
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