Dinosaurs lived on earth a trillion billion years, but then they suddenly disappeared. So what happened to these slimy creatures? Scientist have many goofy ideas, but what most likely happened is that some giant cookies from outer space smashed into the Earth at a speed of about 5 mph. The crash caused volcanoes to erupt, spewing hot snow balls all over the place. This caused smelly fires that burned all of the cup cakes. The sun was coverd with hot dogs and the sky turned horrible. All of the penuts started to burp. There was no food left for the dinosaurs, so they started to explode.
2007-04-16 09:27:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
While I realize youre attempting to be a troll for laughs, I wish to point out that not even a fundie Christian would think such idiotic thoughts.... Couldnt you have made some references to Satan in there, maybe conspiracies involving every scientist to ever live, etc? At least that would SOUND more fundie....
2007-04-16 09:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The consistency of the e book of Revelation with something of the books of the two the previous and the hot Testaments lined interior the Bible have been seen by using historic church fathers to be real adequate to reason the e book of Revelation to be seen a canonical e book, worth of being lined interior the Bible as all of us realize it on the instant. The deuterocanonical Books, on the different hand, are lined in merely the Roman Catholic translations. There are different "lost Books of the Bible" that have been no longer seen to be canonical adequate to be lined in *any* Bible, Protestant or Catholic. The Jesus undertaking or Seminar got here up with yet another "Gospel" (Thomas) which they planned to be real; yet *that* e book isn't seen valid by using *authentic* Biblical scholars!
2016-12-29 17:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow what a revelation! Can't say I've ever heard an explanation with such graphic detail. Your son will surly be the next Einstein! LoL
Goning to have to go with skep-doc on this one
2007-04-16 17:13:39 · answer #3 · answered by † H20andspirit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was so simple.. the answer was there all along, and we just couldn't see it!
By all means, get the funding.. the truth needs to be shared (aka money needs to be made!)
2007-04-16 09:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This child has a future--definitely a future--train him well "In the way he should go,and when he is old he will not depart"
2007-04-16 09:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points for me
If your son is 6 or less, that is very cute.
If he has a graduate degree, there is a serious problem.
2007-04-16 09:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Less far fetched than Genesis, I admit.
2007-04-16 09:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by vehement_chemical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See, all that money you paid to get him through University wasn't wasted.
2007-04-16 09:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Emphasize Mad and Lib.
Here's another one. There never were any dinosaurs, God put the bones there to test us.
2007-04-16 09:33:10 · answer #9 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
sounds like retirement time for you!
2007-04-16 09:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by ddking37 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋