I had a client today who was very obnoxious. He kept complaining to me about how sick he was and how much his medical bills are.
I advised him to pray about it, ask for forgiveness for being a sinner and ask Jesus into his heart.
He told me that he didn't believe in God so I politely sad "Get thee behind me Satan"
At this the man got irritated and started yelling obscenities.
Why do atheists always wish to persecute us Chrisitans?
2007-04-16 09:03:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why do people always ask satan to get behind them?
What do they hope he's going to do back there?
2007-04-16 09:07:55 · answer #1 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Atheists persecuting Christians? Give me a break!
2007-04-16 16:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by taotemu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sho, you ain't a Christian, I know it and all of us who love you know it. God Bless You anyway. I would not advise any Christians to do what you said anyway, rotflmbo.
The Skeptical Christian
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2007-04-16 16:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by Dust in the Wind 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real question is, how much does the US Healthcare System charge for telling you to pray for yourself?
$560?
2007-04-16 16:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why in the world would you push your faith on a stranger? And why in hell would you call him Satan? Who do you think you are?! Don't you think you victimized this man?! You are the exact reason so many people don't like christianity!
2007-04-16 16:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by firey_cowgirl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A true Christian would at least know how to spell the word Christian.
but I applaud your efforts.
2007-04-16 16:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because we're controlled by Satan. Right??
2007-04-16 16:21:04 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were not victimized! Fool! You were "Persecuted"
Get it straight.
2007-04-16 16:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have been more Christ like if you had indicated that despite his disbelief, you would pray for him and that you were very sorry he was ill.
2007-04-16 16:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by Shirley T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get thee behind me !!
I love saying "thee"
2007-04-16 16:07:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋