What is the funniest (or most embarrassing) thing your child has ever done?

Answer 1

After we got our baby baptized, family, friends and the priest followed us home for dinner. I was getting the babe out of the car when I heard screaming. My 3 year old (dressed in a beautiful suit and tie) had his pants down and was peeing in the yard waving and yelling at everyone to come on in. Ovay!!! I start screaming at him to pull his pants up and he says, as usual, "Sorry 'bout that! That was an aaxident!"

Answer 2

I don't have any kids but I work with children. My first year of teaching was with Reception children (aged 4-5) There was this little girl in my class called Roza. At the end of the day she was always the last student to be picked up, so I would wait with her in the classroom until her dad came to collect her. On this particular day he was quite late so I was going to take her to the office to wait for him there. We had just got outside the classroom when her dad appeared looking very stressed and rushed. He apologized for being so late, something to do with being held up at work. I was saying goodbye to Roza when she reached up to my chest and said... "My mummy doesn't big ones like these" How embarrassing... I didn't know what to say or do and her father looked mortified. I look back now and laugh but at the time I just wanted the ground to swallow me up! Red faced.... what do you think!

Answer 3

I have two kids, a son and a daughter but mostly my son has inspired me to answer your question.
1) When he was 3 years old we went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC and he escaped us, ducked under a red velvet rope and climped on top of a 4,000 year old egyptian statue. I was so mortified that I could not move (my husband got mad b/c I didn't "do anything" about it). The guards asked us to leave.
2) When he was 3 1/2 he, my mom and I were at the food court at the mall and when he had finished eating he stood on his chair and YELLED "Hey you guys, I just pooped in my diaper! Someone has to change me!" I was so red I don't even know if anyone else thought it was funny.
3) When he was 4 we had called a cable man to install cable TV at our house. The kids and I were just sitting on the couch watching him work and the man was leaning over and had "plumber's butt." My son was watching him very intently and just as I had realized he was going to say something embarrasing he only made the observation "Mom, EVERYONE has a butt." The cable man pretended not to hear that but I thought it was very funny.

Answer 4

A friends child (does this count?) was running around the house but naked and his mother was chasing him. The patio door was open, she chased him out and before she came back in he slammed the door shut on her. Aware of what he did, she was furious. He couldn't stop laughing at her. Well much later she was worried about him as she could not get in th house, she had to break the patio glass door window. The next day she told me about this I thought she was going to end the story with "she lost her son this weekend" but the good sport that she is she could not stop laughing while she was telling the story!! It was hilarious!!

Answer 5

I took my 3 year old daughter, 4 year old nephew and my 2 year old son to Chuck E Cheese. My daughter and my nephew were picking out their prizes and my husband (who was supposed to be keeping an eye on him) ran into some one he knew. After five minutes of the kids trying to pick out something I turned around to see if my son wanted anything. Well he was not there so I asked my husband where he was at. he said he didn't know. So here we are looking for him and I turn to look at the prize counter and he is behind the counter picking out the prizes that he wanted. I justed look at the guy and said well I guess I'll take that one.

Answer 6

I don't have kids yet, but apparently when my brother (who is 28 now and has a Ph.D in social psychology) was about 3 or 4, he was in line at the grocery store with my stepmom and the clerk was of an "ambiguous gender". There were 2 people in front of them in line, and my brother pointed at the clerk and yelled VERY loudly, "Mom, is that a boy or a girl?!" My stepmom said, "Blake, be quiet." So he said it again, "I just want to know if it's a boy or a girl!" Apparently he was very insistent the entire time they waited in line.

Answer 7

The most recent is fresh in my mind. Just this past weekend we had company over for dinner. We were all dressed nicely, the house was clean & tidy, and I spent all day making a nice home cooked meal and dessert.

Right before dinner was served, my 3 year old announced that the dog had passed gas. He informed our guests that "it was really, really stinky" then he rubbed his eyes as if they were burning/irritated from the dogs gas.

He thought it was screamingly funny because gas passing is quite humorous to most 3 year olds. I wanted to die! Our guests acted as if nothing happened.

Answer 8

Well mommy smokes cigarettes(outside not inside on the patio). So when she would leave the house my daughter would ask " Where's mommy going." and I'd reply " Doing the nasty." cause i HATE the smell of smoke. So one day at a baseball game we, meaning the family and friends went. Anyways at the end of the game, she and a couple of friends ask the non-smokers to watch the kids while they smoke off in the distance. So we let the kids run around and play. I went to wrangle up the kids so random person asked " She's so cute. Where's your mommy." And my daughter replied " She's doing the nasty over there with her friends." I about died laughing cause she was only 4 at the time.

Answer 9

When my son was 3 years old, we were in the food court area of a mall. Near where we sat was a softy ice cream parlour .Outside the parlor was a lit plastic ice cream cone about 3 ft tall, standing near the door. As we watched, he walked up to the cone, threw his arms around it with all his arms could grab, planting a big hopeful kiss where the ice cream was supposed to be.

Answer 10

When I was shopping in the wal mart with my 3&18mo old.My 3yr old had asked for a toy monkey that whistled.It was Valentines clearence so you can picture the whistle.I said ok but don't make him talk till we buy him and get in the car."ok mom" Well as were passing through the men's section to get some undershirts for my husbsnd ,there's a man there with his own delima. He is asking his wife which undershorts she perferes. He holds up the boxer briefs says "baby what about these" next he holds a pack of mens bikini's up. same question and God love her, at that moment she set that stupid thing off!! Just as we were behind him!! He turned and smiled and said "why thank ya mam"!! Totally mortified.