Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.”
The next night, it’s father’s turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying “Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he’s bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.”
A few days later, the stork’s parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he’s been all night.
The baby stork says, “Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!”
2007-04-16 04:09:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL....... thanks for a laugh........
2007-04-16 04:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So thats were babies come from!! I have been wasting my time all these years, nice though eh. 10/10. Good one.
2007-04-16 14:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! hahaha...lol
2007-04-16 11:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by PiNaKaKaGaNDaHaN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA I liked that one
2007-04-16 13:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it. I thought it was pretty funny!
2007-04-16 11:25:19 · answer #5 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-16 11:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-16 11:16:45 · answer #7 · answered by AM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I sent him by your house earlier! lol
10/10 *
Tink xxx
2007-04-16 12:11:28 · answer #8 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH
lucky im alone o/w people will
think that im really nuts lol
2007-04-16 11:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :)
2007-04-16 12:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny!!x
2007-04-16 11:17:35 · answer #11 · answered by bella x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋