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You know what they say about jokes, dontcha? . . . they're like a woman in a dress getting out of a car. Sometimes you see it, sometimes you don't.

2007-04-16 03:46:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Like the genius who answered first - she didn't see it. The one who answered second one saw it. LOL :-)

2007-04-16 03:55:35 · update #1

7 answers

uhhh i get it. Not Funny

2007-04-16 04:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by Christia 3 · 0 0

Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a residence in a brand new housing growth and a girl replied the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the most up-to-date innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little desktop I have visible in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combo of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so forth. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will devour it!" She stated, "Would you prefer a fork?! We have not obtained the energy on but!"

2016-09-05 14:31:07 · answer #2 · answered by atlanta 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Good point.

2007-04-16 03:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

wow i never heard that before

2007-04-16 04:32:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yea!!! paris & brittany (eww: c-section scar)!!

~Cori~

2007-04-16 03:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by Cori 3 · 0 0

huh? what was that?

2007-04-16 03:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by iRock 5 · 0 0

wut?????

2007-04-16 04:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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