Who is the greatest cat in the world?

Question

I vote for my cat Prudence.

She rocks!!

Answer 1

Garfield

Answer 2

Macavity

Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw -
For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:
For when they reach the scene of crime - Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Macavity's not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air -
But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!

Mcavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin;
You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are sunken in.
His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed;
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed.
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake;
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake.

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square -
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there!

He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.)
And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's.
And when the larder's looted, or the jewel-case is rifled,
Or when the milk is missing, or another Peke's been stifled,
Or the greenhouse glass is broken, and the trellis past repair -
Ay, there's the wonder of the thing! Macavity's not there!

And when the Foreign Office find a Treaty's gone astray,
Or the Admiralty lose some plans and drawings by the way,
There may be a scrap of paper in the hall or on the stair -
But it's useless to investigate - Mcavity's not there!
And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say:
`It must have been Macavity!' - but he's a mile away.
You'll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumbs,
Or engaged in doing complicated long-division sums.

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
He always has an alibi, and one or two to spaer:
At whatever time the deed took place - MACAVITY WASN'T THERE!
And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime!

Answer 3

Cat Deely

Answer 4

She may not be the greatest cat in the world but she is of great value and comfort to me, so I vote for my cat, Furry.

Answer 5

With a screen name that has Felix in there, I'm so surprised you didn't say "Felix the Cat." Guess you have to be from an older generation... "Felix the cat, the wonderful, wonderful cat. You'll laugh so hard your sides will ache, your heart will go pitter pat, watching Felix, the wonderful cat!"
:o)

Answer 6

my 2 cats Gizmo and Fudge are the best 2 cats in the world of course.

Answer 7

My 2 cats - Rijka and Genoveva

Answer 8

I personally vote for my 3-legged tabby cat, Blossom.

Answer 9

After my three beauties, I'd have to vote for Bucky in the comic strip Get Fuzzy. He is crazy, selfish, hateful, funny, stubborn, so many things. He just cracks me up.

Answer 10

In my opinion, every cat that's loved by it's owner is the greatest cat in the world.

Answer 11

All the cats who have allowed me to share their lives.
My favourite fictional cat has to be Garfield - he combines all the worst traits of both cats & men!