XMAS EVE; SANTA'S out giving present's, when he drop's down a chimley; on putting present's out a women apear's from under the sheet's. and say's to SANTA; come to bed and keep me warm; SANTA replie's i can't i have to get all the toy's to the children; so the women throw's the sheet below her breast; and say's SANTA come to bed and keep me warm; SANTA replie's i can't i have to get the toy's out, so the women throw's the sheet below her belly button; and say's SANTA come to bed and keep me warm SANTA replie's i can't i have to get these toy's out, so the women throw's the sheet right of; and say's SANTA come to bed and keep me warm; SANTA replie's i surpose i shall have to i will not get back up the chimley
2007-04-15 23:21:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because his hard on must of been that big he wouldn't fit up the chimney
2007-04-15 23:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by cocojo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah,OK, but check your use of apostrophes. They are never used in plurals such as 'toy's' it should be 'toys', neither in verbs such as 'drop's'. They are only used to show possession like 'Santa's toys' or where a letter is missing like 'it's' instead of 'it is'. Also it's 'chimney' not 'chimley'.
2007-04-16 00:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha!
Pretty
good.
Thanks for
the sweet
joke.
lol
2007-04-15 23:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by SarangHaeyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-04-16 03:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still good. :)
2007-04-15 23:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by maverick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-04-16 01:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH. love it!!!
x
2007-04-15 23:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by bella x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
2007-04-16 00:55:08 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋